“Here you will find many treasures”

- Albanian music channel playing “That Don’t Impress me Much”
- A random donkey walking by itself up the beach
- A group of three children, all around 6 or 7 years old, coaxing a milking cow up a steep hill
- A set of teeth that resemble those Billy Bob gag teeth from grocery store machines… randomly lying on the pavement. Uh, sir, I don’t know how to tell you this, but you lost your teeth.
- A dead, rigor mortised cat lying on a pile of bricks on the side of the road. Uhm.
- My neighbor. If the chickens and roosters next door aren’t already enough, she talks to her animals. She makes sounds when she feeds them and goes through an entire playlist of sounds. My favorite is when she says, “ben, ben, ben, ben” over and over again. I need to make a recording. “Chook, chook, chook” is a close second in terms of my personal favorites. It usually continues for five to ten minutes.